Here's this week's www.textsfromlastnight.com poem.
In a concerned effort
To improve customer service in the future,
Would you please rank the following questions
(on a scale of 1-10 , worst to best)?
1)How would you describe last night’s verbal patter/foreplay?
Did it meet your desired levels of bon mots, whispered innuendo,
and vulnerable coupling?
2) What was
your opinion of the room and its fixtures (i.e, the Yayoi Kusama
Print, the muted, Spartan furnishings, the slight smell of
sandalwood)
3)Was ample attention paid
to the precise style of oral ministrations desired by the
requestor?
4)How would you rank tongue speed and dexterity?
5) Due to the lateness of the hour and your urgent text which led to
this impromptu face-sitting, we did not explore other
pleasures. You had reached out for some, and even attempted to unzip my jeans, and I gently brushed you
away. A call was made that your pleasure
alone was needed this night.
Was that judgement correct?
6) Based on your experience with this evening,
would you recommend this service to your friends?
7)When you finally fell asleep, and I softly
removed your glasses and placed them safely on the ottoman, while watched your
shivering ribs rise and fall, did you know that, for a minute, I leaned in close, right to your nape, felt
your pulse resonate on my lips, and I kissed it? The only kiss we had that night?
On behalf of the management, I thank you for the time and
detail taken to completing this survey.
May you be always satisfied, and may I see you soon.
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